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themusicisyourmaster:

does anyone else remember the part in steven tyler’s biography where he talks about hearing an audio recording of jimi hendrix using a microphone to fuck some girl backstage

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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

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hikoochan:

things i can’t imagine:

  • someone having a crush on me
  • someone thinking about me during random times of the day
  • someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me
  • someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll annoy me
  • someone thinking i’m genuinely cute and wanting to kiss me
  • someone wanting to date me
  • someone falling in love with me
  • someone
  • having
  • a
  • crush
  • on
  • me

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bryko:

watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

bryko:

watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

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destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle

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jpgay:

!!!instead!!!of!!!using!!spaces!!we!!!!should!!!use!!!exclamation!!!points!!!to!!!!!put!!!!excitement!!!into!!!!our!!!!lives!!!!

calm down

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bullshit-time:

nebulamutt:

Think about it.
If you hate on furries
You have no right to watch popular shows such as adventure time, regular show, pretty much ANY show with a talking animal.

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  • Question: one time my bf was fucking me and my roommate and her bf came home and like everything was fine until they started talking to me through the door and i felt my bf go soft inside of me and it was the most disappointing thing i've ever felt so the next time my roommate and her bf were having sex, i made sure to knock on their door like four different times so they couldn't finish - Anonymous
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    caseyanthonyofficial:

    Wow

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sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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releasethedoves:

infinity on high clear splatter vinyl // 2,500 copies

I don’t really listen to the fall out boys but that is a badass vinyl

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Which Pizza Topping Are You?

arrow311o:

loving-cupcakes-and-people:

nagisadalek24:

disneyfansonly:

the-unsocial-penguin:

just-relatable:

Take this quiz and find out which pizza is you.

FUCK yes i’m a pepperoni pizza <3

hawaiian pizza. hell yeah :)) love this quiz

I’m cheese pizza :)

I’m cheese too {^-^}

I better not be mushrooms

FRiggin shit this Fricken TESt sucKS
I HATE FUCKING MUSHROOMS

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